What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Why are there so many single moms in America?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Goldfinger

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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